Reach Out And Touch $$$$$

Can someone tell Dave Gahan I will lap dance him to I Feeeeel You in exchange for front row? OK. How about if I let Martin Gore put on my leather teddy while I spank him with my riding crop? Pee play might be involved with me as fire hydrant to Andy Fletcher’s broke ass kids during summer in Brooklyn circa 1984.

Let’s make this happen!

 

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Everything counts in large amounts
The grabbing hands grab all they can
Everything counts in large amounts…

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I told you I’m not well. Um, did I mention I’m 40 years old? Going on 18 with a bullet?!?!

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